Boston Legal "forgetting pill"

[CaptainWacky]

In the Boston Legal that was on here today a girl molested by a rabbi wanted to take a pill that would make her "forget" the traumatic event but her mother stopped her anyway SURELY SUCH A PILL DOESN'T REALLY EXIST because they were talking like it did.

 

[Cassie]

I wondered the same thing, I DON'T KNOW IF THERE IS A FORGETTING PILL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe you did know but THE OBVIOUS happened!

 

[Cassie]

OH!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

A morning after pill?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO

 

[Cassie]

A pill that will make you forget you were raped by your rabbi.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why would you want to forget? There's probably a good country-western song to be written there.

 

[Cassie]

WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY RABBI GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HIM UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
HE RAPED A DUCK HANGING OUT BY THE TRAIN

CHORUS:
AND I’LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL RAPE ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING’ IN THE RAIN
NO, AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN’
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON’T CALL ME
WHY DON’T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was fat too.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SHUH'LOM Y'ALL!

 

[Cassie]

^CHEESECAKE

 

[CaptainWacky]

Surely she would remember being in court trying to get the "forget pill." I THINK IT WAS ALL MADE UP.

 

[Cassie]

Had to be, or it would be in the news. I still think the mom was a bitch, why would she want her daughter's mind to be traumatized by the pervy Rabbi? There are plenty of things I'd be happy to forget ever happened, and I know I would be better off because of it. LIKE THE TIME I WAS RAPED BY AN ALIEN, OK?

 

[CaptainWacky]

That was Dr Dave.

 

[Cassie]

OMG I THOUGHT HE SMELLED OF SOUP!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did it not give you a clue when the "alien" said "I have to get home now for NASCAR...I MEAN, uhh, ALIEN THINGS."?

 

[Cassie]

HE CONKED ME ON THE HEAD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, OK?