Bottom Live 3: Hooligan's Island

[CaptainWacky]

The best Bottom Live?

 

[Seph]

2, 3 then 1

 

[Mentalist]

"There's a Scouser in tonight. Fuck off and steal something."

 

[Seph]

"oh look theres professor in the front row"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rich: Why are the scottish such arseholes?
Eddie: That's not fair, Rich, I'm part Scottish myself.
Rich: Which part?
Eddie: My arsehole.

 

[Seph]

"you were accusing me of accusing you of purposely masturbating into your breakfast, why are you doing this eddie why oh why" - richie

LMFAO

 

[CaptainWacky]

I love it when the audience shout out "have a wank!" at Rich.

 

[Seph]

"No professor what do u think the interval is for"

lol