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British folk probably won't dig "The Dukes of Hazzard"

I grew up watching that show, but I never have seen that movie, and I usually see EVERY movie that comes out. I love Jessica Simpson to death, and a Dodge Charger should carry any movie its in, but...no. I just can't do it. :D
 
You know what? I went into it half expecting to be disappointed... but it wasn't half bad. The chase scenes would have made it if the acting wasn't funny but the acting wasn't all bad neither.

I guess it helped that I have a bit of southern comfort in me. And Jessica's body did look hot. Jury's still out on the face, though, it just looks weird to me for some reason.
 
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not the most flattering pic, i grant you...
 
I'm british, I liked it.

Ever since we saw it last year me and Jenny will randomly shout "yeehaa" or do the dixie horn whenever we take a corner fast, or accelerate strongly from a standing start.
 
If I was still drivin', I prolly do the same.

One Willie Nelson joke that sticks out (for whatever reason):

"What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?"

"An ass that'll bring a tear to your eye..."
 
He does a lot more jokes in the deleted scenes in the DVD, I wonder if he was just coming out with them himself, because Johny Knoxville really seemed to be cracking up when he said them.

Willie has a real dry wit, like when he saw Knoxville working his own clapperboard to start the scene, he said "Do you think they used to make Richard Burton do that?"
 
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