Bros before Hos

[The Dork Lord]

Ever heard of that, Loktar? No, I guess you haven't.

That's guy code. Means looking out for your buddy, before getting a piece of tail.

I guess being a virgin in your late 30's you've never heard of such a thing.

That's pretty sad nobody taught you

 

[The Dork Lord]

Pretty fucking pathetic actually; to be pussywhipped withoug atcually getting any pussy

 

[The Dork Lord]

Pretty fucking pathetic actually; to be pussywhipped withoug atcually getting any pussy

 

[The Dork Lord]

OMGZ DOUBLE POST :shock:

 

[Loktar]

Ever heard of that, Loktar? No, I guess you haven't.

That's guy code. Means looking out for your buddy, before getting a piece of tail.

I guess being a virgin in your late 30's you've never heard of such a thing.

That's pretty sad nobody taught you

Wah! Wah! Wah! You've created a monster and now you want him to be all tame, civilized and your puppet.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Oh no Dan.

I didn't create this monster.

LC and Wacky and Yub did that long before I ever got here.

I just tried to set the monster free.

But not to devour itself

 

[J&L Massacres]

 

[The Dork Lord]

^Red X

 

[Loktar]

Oh no Dan.

I didn't create this monster.

LC and Wacky and Yub did that long before I ever got here.

I just tried to set the monster free.

But not to devour itself

RWWWWR! This monster is free and cumming to devour your ovaries, Mr. Pickle!

 

[The Dork Lord]

*sigh*

Yes yes Mr. Lokard Eternal Virgin Sir.

Devour my imaginary ovaries for your imaginary girlfriend.

Will you be dressed in your bra and panties for your dinner?

 

[Loktar]

LOL. You sound angry. WAH!WAH!WAH! You act like I'm the only one in the Badlands that overuses certain words and phrases.

 

[J&L Massacres]

You act like I'm the only one in the Badlands that overuses certain words and phrases.

That sounds like some BIBBLE Fail to me. Squeeze the base next time.

 

[Love Child]

We created a monster?

 

[Dark Pickle]

You didn't?

 

[Love Child]

I don't create people. I accept people for who they are. My name is Love Child, Lover of all.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I don't create people. I accept people for who they are. My name is Love Child, Lover of all.

And a lot of people buy that line, for awhile

 

[I Love Cunt]

It is not a line. It is the truth.

 

[Dark Pickle]

k

 

[Yub]

What in the name of Stimpson J. Cat is going on? I never seem to know these things.

Apparently I helped create a monster or subjugated Loktar in some way or something, eh? Well, I consider him one of my only true online friends, so no, I wouldn't play him if that's what I apparently did.

I'm glad to see him voicing an opinion. Otherwise I'm got no idea what the helck is going on and needs a status update.

Also, Mr, Pickle Dork Lord, sir, I demand you go outside and meet some real people. Like right now, you misanthropic pain in the arse.

 

[FBI parte due]

Getting a job and moving out of mom's place probably couldn't hurt, either.

Maybe Pickle needs Roktar to pay him a visit.