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BSG star suffers broken neck

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
http://tubealicious911.com/forums//showthread.php?t=5395

Michael was in a serious car accident on Sunday. Although he suffered a broken neck, I'm tremendously relieved to be able to report that he's expected to make a full recovery ... in fact, he came home from the hospital yesterday!

Michael was a passenger in a Ferrari that overturned after the driver lost control on a curve and went down an embankment as they were coming home from a Ferrari event. The driver walked away unharmed, but the roof had crumpled on the car and fractured four of Michael's vertebrae. Amazingly enough, he was able to crawl from the wreckage on his own, make a series of phone calls and generally direct the rescue efforts (okay, I'm exaggerating on that last one). He was flown by helicopter to UCLA Medical Center, where he was placed in traction, and surgery was performed on Monday to fuse his C-6 and C-7 vertebrae to his C-5.

Michael's now wearing a heavy-duty neck brace (and glad to be out of the Frankenstein "halo"). The itermittent pain can be intense, but his spirits are good. His fiancee has been by his side the entire time, and his parents have come to town, too. He says the support he's received from them, as well as from his friends, has been "incredible. It really makes a difference."

Ouch. But he'll be recovered by the time the writer's strike is over, probably!
 
Someone shoulda broke Anders' neck a long time ago! LOL
 
HE'S BETTER THAN HELO.
 
Now watch them kill off his character anyway.
 
This'll give him an excuse to do that stupid walk from Crossroads Part II again. You know when Tigh does his "if I die today" speech and they all walk off to do their duties and Anders walks off looking like he just trapped his privates in a drawer?
 
He was good when he was dancing around drunk on the viper after Starbuck "died".
 
Everyone on BSG is better than Helo EVEN BOXEY
 
They can keep Helo, just have him standing around half naked in the back of scenes.
 
Naked.. maybe eating a sandwich so he doesn't have to talk.
 
Adama: So we've discovered a way to kill all of the Cylons in the galaxy at once using this captured resurrection ship. Everyone seems pretty agreed, but Helo, do you have any thoughts?

Helo: mmpmphpmhpmgpmgphh!!

Adama: Okay then, it's settled! Do it!
 
I doubt the virus would have worked anyway. Helo was just saving them the embarrassment of another failed scheme.
 
It would've worked dammit :rwmad:
 
I just invented a new(but admittedly similar) deus ex machina!
 
If Katee had broke her neck you'd all be FRETTING
 
That's true.. I'D ALSO BE OFFERING TO HELP HER RECUPERATE! Can I get you some more pain medicine little girl?
 
Yeah, we like Katie. She doesn't do silly walks as a means of demonstrating her angst.
 
What if it was Gaeta?
 
That's iffy. I haven't liked him so much since he became Smithers in Lay Down Your Burdens Part II.
 
But he helped the resistance by turning over a dog bowl and trying to stab Baltar in the neck (and missed! BUTTERFINGERS.)
 
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