Buffy

[Lilith]

Buffy and Angel?

Buffy and Spike?

 

[jack]

I would write my initials on her chin.

Hopefully in your handwriting.

 

[Lilith]

I think the Buffy and Spike drama was kinky.

 

[jack]

Did they fuck a lot?

 

[Lilith]

Yeah they did! Damn Buffy and getting to have secks with 2 hot vampires!

 

[jack]

What's so special about vampire dick, anyway?

 

[Lilith]

Not exactly the dick, but the man it's attached to. Drool

 

[jack]

ah so he bites you and sucks your neck while he's fucking you?

 

[Lilith]

Hmmm. I dunno. I bite and suck on my hubby's earlobes and he gets incredibly turned on...

 

[jack]

Uh, yeah that wouldn't be unusual.

 

[Lilith]

First man I've encountered with this fetish. It makes it difficult for him to resist me

 

[jack]

I think some men spontaneously have an orgasm from it.

 

[Lilith]

Ha! Describes him perfectly. Although I have a weakness as well. He has this damn smile and his damn dimples do not allow me to feel the rage I want to when I'm mad!

 

[Enkephalen]

What's so special about vampire dick, anyway?

It's cold like a popsicle?

 

[Lilith]

Ahaha!

 

[Jack~]

What's so special about vampire dick, anyway?

For starters, it smells better than gnome dick.

 

[jack]

For starters, it smells better than gnome dick.

What does gnome dick smell like?

 

[Wisdom]

Too bad this thread can't be cancelled like that stupid show finally was.

 

[jack]

Hey d00d, how's that police cooperation thingie going?

Have I been arrested yet?

 

[jack]

It's cool how big you talk, but what's even cooler is how full of shit you truly are