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Bugs that sound like rattlesnakes

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Freak me the fuck out.
 
The bugs are after you.
 
They've surrounded my house. I'm afraid to go outside.....

I'LL NEVER SEE THE SUN AGAIN
 
What kind of bugs are they? Cicadas?
 
Put on some heavy boots and run like hell.
 
HROOM HROOM MUCH TOO HASTY
 
The only bugs you should be worried about Tisi and THE ONES I HAVE INSTALLED IN VARIOUS PLACES THROUGHOUT YOUR HOUSE.
 
Cue dramatic music
 
*does a striptease for Tomtrek*
 
bugs are bad, if you ever do a lot of mushrooms you can see them crawling all over everything
even your eyeballs!
i mean i cant see all the icky little bugs all over everything right now
but i still know they are there
i just know it...
 
Their coming for you.
 
Bugging fail.
 
Americans call too many things "bugs".
 
There are a lot of bugs in America, I SWEAR!
 
You call ladybirds "ladybugs". :(

Of course calling them "ladybirds" doesn't make much sense either.
 
I didn't even know they had a different name! They're cute, anyway.
 
We don't call ladybirds ladybugs.
 
2 cute! ;)

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I liek teh way their bug feet hold on to ur finger
 
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