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BULLSHIT CRANKY BASTARD

Lord Raffles said:
...your dick isn't that big ;)
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Oh, the typical cliche "my dick is bigger than your dick".....

Please try something else. We were having fun before this tired old thread.

:sleep:
 
Miss Tanner said:
Oh, the typical cliche "my dick is bigger than your dick".....

Please try something else. We were having fun before this tired old thread.

:sleep:
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He'll be a strong man... but the wrong man... ;)
 
Miss Tanner said:
You're silly.

Where you been hiding? Yahoo message boards? Lonaf?

Spill.
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Went to ukchatterbox... ended up bullying a 19 year old kid called king_craig for a few days (that was fun). Four users banned, and they still think I'm some guy named Eeron. Got wind of a party, held by this Greek girl who looks like Helen of Troy. Lots' of European pusssy. Met up with some people. Popped some pills. Found another party, held by a Civil Servant called Andy. He tried to sell me his house, and I declined. He offered me Mushroom honey; still I declined to buy his house.

Discovered Latin Night, held on fridays. Full of European girls; they always swallow. Discovered a dream, fulfilled a fantasy & attained oneness.

Christmas is a drag :(
 
don't know nor care what to post... to be frank, it bores me at times... that's why I post little from time to time... I like to go on internet adventures beyond the places that people know me; chat rooms are always fun. The reactions are instant, people are easier to intimidate... it comes down to acting. I like that about chatrooms.
 
Once upon a time there was this cheap dive of a bar called "The Mound". It was in Bettendorf, Iowa. (Iowa's most exciting city!) We had been getting drunk all afternoon, watching the girls dance and snorting cocaine on the bar.

Suddenly this "new girl" started her routine. We could tell it was her first time. She was kinda cute in a homely Iowa kind of way. She came out in a cowgirl costume. Cowboy hat, Daisy Duke red-checked shirt tied up at the midrift, cut off short shorts and red fancy dude boots.

She danced like a special olympics retard's little sister.

By the second song she was down to just her cowboy hat and her red dude boots, and we all started laughing uncontrollably because her bush was lopsided and grew halfway up her belly and down her thighs. She was in tears before that song ended (no one in the whole bar gave her a dollar) and she ran off the stage sobbing.

I don't think she ever danced in a tittie bar again.

We did a few more lines, ordered up some more beers and started shouting for the next bitch.

The end.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Once upon a time there was this cheap dive of a bar called "The Mound". It was in Bettendorf, Iowa. (Iowa's most exciting city!) We had been getting drunk all afternoon, watching the girls dance and snorting cocaine on the bar.

Suddenly this "new girl" started her routine. We could tell it was her first time. She was kinda cute in a homely Iowa kind of way. She came out in a cowgirl costume. Cowboy hat, Daisy Duke red-checked shirt tied up at the midrift, cut off short shorts and red fancy dude boots.

She danced like a special olympics retard's little sister.

By the second song she was down to just her cowboy hat and her red dude boots, and we all started laughing uncontrollably because her bush was lopsided and grew halfway up her belly and down her thighs. She was in tears before that song ended (no one in the whole bar gave her a dollar) and she ran off the stage sobbing.

I don't think she ever danced in a tittie bar again.

We did a few more lines, ordered up some more beers and started shouting for the next bitch.

The end.
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And I've sniffed Avril Lavigne's sweaty stripey stockings - after a gig.
 
Lord Raffles said:
And I've sniffed Avril Lavigne's sweaty stripey stockings - after a gig.
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I got drunk with Stevie Ray Vaughn and Malcolm Young while Angus smoked cigarettes and did charcoal sketches of us.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Popped some pills. Found another party, held by a Civil Servant called Andy. He tried to sell me his house, and I declined. He offered me Mushroom honey; still I declined to buy his house.
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