buy one, get one free

[whisky]

How come they never just give you the free one?

I mean why should I have to buy one to get the free one, if its free, tehy should just give it to me

fuckers!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

GUERILLA BOGO MARKETING GIMMICK

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's becasue the free one comes from the MIRROR UNIVERSE.

 

[Mentalist]

Both items are in reality half price.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Half price? OR FRIED RICE?

 

[Henoch]

just another lie perpetuated on the drinkers of this world. This madness will never end. No.

 

[Dr Dave]

Fried rice sounds good...

 

[Laker_Girl]

How about "Gift With Purchase"?! I purchase all year long, I should just get the gift and not have to purchase a damn thing at that time if I don't wanna!

 

[Tisiphone]

How about buy five panties, get the sixth one free? I've never understood why I should pay for five of them just to get one for free. Dumbasses.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Why do panties come in fives anyway?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Everyone knows girls have ten legs.

 

[whisky]

One for every day of the week, and they go commando at the weekend.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Girls wear pants!?

 

[Grammour Boy]

Buy one, get one free. Then return the one you bought and keep the "free" one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if it's a bomb and it's blown up before you can return it?

 

[whisky]

Find it if exploding is covered in the warrenty

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if you blew up the warranty!?

 

[whisky]

you wouldnt have a leg to stand on

 

[Laker_Girl]

Buy one, get one free. Then return the one you bought and keep the "free" one.

Having worked in retail, that doesn't work.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GB FAILS AGAIN