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BUYe

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BY
 
BUY LOCALLY THINK GLOBALLY
 
Well, there was this doggy. He was a very clever doggy. He said things like...like..."I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options." He said that. I only remembered it. In my head.
 
Dogist!
 
Catist.
 
Cats rule, dogs drool.
 
And that's the TOOTH.
 
CAST MAKE ME SNEEZE
 
Did you piss them off?
 
Piss on them.
 
TRICKY FOR A GIRL!
 
But not impossible.
 
her a hose!
 
what?
 
I dont remeber what I was trying to type there...
 
CRACKHEAD!
 
Dude, I'm so ready to buy that big HDTV right now.
 
Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
 
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