CAN BATMAN STIR THE GAZPACHO BEFORE PAVAROTTI ATTACKS?

[Gagh]

Batman 2 has officially met Development Hell today, when the movie villian was announced as gigantic, bloated, post-op Wop Luciano Pavarotti. In an early leak, the movie focuses around Batman (played by Richard E Grant) inheriting a large Vat of Gazpacho, which rotund super-wailer Pavarotti believes to be his.

A key action scene involves Batman (played by Julia Roberts) frantically stirring a bowl of the sickly Spick-glop, as the huge, flabby songster pendulously waddles toward him at high speed. Michael Moore has been cast as Robin.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I THINK colm meany should play Alfred and play him GAY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ROBERT BELTRAN PORTRAYS 'VILLAIN LAYING FACE DOWN IN THE PILE OF DEAD VILLAINS WHO ARE ALREADY DEAD WHEN BATMAN ARRIVES ON THE SCENE'

"IT'S LIKE KATE IS HERE WITH ME" HE IS HEARD TO MUTTER DURING A GOOD TAKE.

 

[curiousa2z]

TALK ABOUT PLAYING TO THE CROWD

 

[Gagh]

Definitely dropping something the day I wrote that.

Or drunk, seeing as some people seem to think I'm an alcoholic around here (no idea why).

 

[CaptainWacky]

is Colm Meaney gay in real life YOU SHOUD KNOW EGGS

 

[Ishcabittle]

YES, AND YES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GAY AND IRISH, I BET HE SUCKS GUNS LIKE COCKS (I DON'T KNOW)

 

[Gagh]

i GUESS HE CAN NOW!)!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't believe you killed Pavorattiofjiskladhjii

 

[curiousa2z]

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU TO NEVER SING OFF-KEY.