Can Emily Blunt suspend a cocktail sausage on a string from between her legs?

[Gagh]

It's one of those unanswered questions that I've always pondered. You know, like Fermat's last theorem, or why Jim Carrey is popular.

 

[Gagh]

OH SHIT, I JUST REMEMBERED, JIM CARREY SOLVED FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Where's the pix of Emily Blunt with a COCKtail sasuage on her NOSE, then, MISTER GAGH?

 

[Gagh]

The Tomtrek uploaded them in such high resolution the Internet deleted them

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO THAT'S WHY MY PORN JUST TURNED INTO VIDOES OF JENNIFER SAUNDERS POLISHING A MANGO

 

[Gagh]

And Jennifer Aniston staring laviciously at a lichee.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's good looking (if you mention a female celebrity I will end up posting a pic.)

 

[The Tomtrek]

She's got "dem tittys".

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Gagh]

She is definitely of the female pursuaion and in possession of breasts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A RINGING ENDORSEMENT