Can i be your Jesus?

[Henoch]

You can worship me & have faith that i'm holy & shit & i'll do absolutely nothing for you.

Isn't that the way the real Jesus operates??

Why can't i just be Jesus for a change? Who knows, perhaps i can answer your prayers or at least acknowledge you exist. That's already more than (the real) Jesus has done for anyone.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Martin Gore? Is that you?

 

[Henoch]

Martin Gore? Is that you?

No, it's Jesus Henoch.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

But...I thought Marting Gore was my own Personal Jesus?

 

[Mentalist]

Why can't i just be Jesus for a change? Who knows, perhaps i can answer your prayers or at least acknowledge you exist. That's already more than (the real) Jesus has done for anyone.

Yet, you acknowledge his exsitence.

 

[Henoch]

Yet, you acknowledge his exsitence.

Only in jest.

 

[Henoch]

I just want to be Jesus without all of the religious BS!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Hang on, I'll go get my hammer & spikes...

 

[Henoch]

Hang on, I'll go get my hammer & spikes...

My body is tinglin' in anticipation already. Please hurry!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Your title now befits your new name.

You are most welcome.

 

[Gagh]

My Jesus is WILL & GRACE LOLI'M gay help me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

JUST JJESUS 2000 LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO Keira Knightley is my JEsus and I'm going to NAIL HER ON A CROSS!

 

[Gagh]

JUST JOE WILL FILM IT AND SHOW IT TO PERRY SATURN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN AUSTIN WILL BEAT UP JOE BACKSTAGE AND THE CHARACTER WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.

 

[Gagh]

IT WILL JOB TO OWEN IN HEAVEN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IMAGINE IF SUMMER FROM NEIGHBOURS DIED?

 

[Gagh]

AT THE HANDS OF HAROLD BISHOP?

 

[CaptainWacky]

HANDS AND PENIS.

 

[Gagh]

OMG- THAT PENIS IS DYNAMITE!