Can you belive it?

[CaptainWacky]

Mungo's prosthetic cock snapped off in some bint and he was too embarrassed to tell her so she went home with it. She's still got it up her,

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I HATE when that happens to me!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Who is mungo and how do you attach a prosthetic tahatchapee?

 

[headvoid]

Mine once spurted blood as the little bit of skin ripped. I was shocked and ran from the scene. The girl thought she had snapped it.

I hid in a cubicle until the swelling went down and the blood pressure eased off.

 

[Tyrant]

The hell you say!!~

 

[curiousa2z]

I cannot believe it.

 

[headvoid]

it is true.

My frenulum was torn slightly - it still looks like a slight nick in the skin.

God bless the internet and it's anonymity. Only here could i tell this story!

source

 

[curiousa2z]

rotf lol olgmffptsq!

 

[Tyrant]

:-?

 

[headvoid]

I also know a story about a guy who liked to be reamed by his girlfriend but was never that keen on her personal hygiene.

He used to insist she had a polo mint before she did it.

She used to stick them up his ass with her tongue and leave them there. He sometimes found them in his pants the next day.

 

[BlazerBoy]

British humour?

 

[headvoid]

My story is true. I was told the polo story in a pub a few nights ago.

Pubs in the North of England are full of that kind of story.

 

[Tyrant]

Skin is my daddy

 

[CaptainWacky]

I took this whole thing directly from a tv show none of you have seen.