Can you count to 5?

[The Dork Lord]

My post count can

 

[Elrod]

It's smarter than you!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Can you count to 5?

Nope. I keep losing count. Last time I tried was 8 years ago. Gave up in frustration.

 

[jack]

It's smarter than you!

Are you dead yet?

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's smarter than you!

That sure is one good lookin fella in yer AV!

 

[Elrod]

Do you want his number? I can hook you up.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I meant when it was me, moron.

 

[Elrod]

aaaaah ha ha haaaaaaa

 

[Elrod]

I figured if anyone was conceited and stupid enough to fall for that one, it was you.

 

[The Dork Lord]

What, you're lame ass "switch the AV" routine?

If "fall for" you mean "is completely bored by", then you're right.

 

[The Dork Lord]

you need to learn some new steps, Smellrod.

 

[The Dork Lord]

In the words of Seventies Southern Rock Super Stars...

Same dances in the same old shoes
Some habits that you just can't lose
There's no telling what a man might use
After the thrill is gone

 

[Elrod]

If "fall for" you mean "is completely bored by", then you're right.

You're bored by it? So it happens a lot, then?

 

[Elrod]

you need to learn some new steps, Smellrod.

Why? The old ones seem to work just fine!

 

[Elrod]

Okay Jack, now tell me that I'm COMPLETELY UTTERLY PWNED GAME SET MATCH.

 

[jack]

Why? You're doing a good job saying it yourself!

 

[jack]

Pwnership Has Its Priviliges! (tm)

 

[The Dork Lord]

This thread just got real funny, real fast!

 

[The Dork Lord]

 

[Elrod]

Do you like my AV, Jack?