Can you really do anything with two inches?

[whisky]

Got a party on Saturday and my hair isn't that long, hoping there might be some sort of short haired style I could gel it into.

 

[FBI parte due]

http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=hitler+youth+haircut

 

[Hambil]

Just shave it all off, and wear a hospital gown. Works great for sympathy, and you can even flash ass.

 

[Ilyanna]

Why do you care about a hairdo? You're a man, you're not required to care!
(I guess you could color it a nice shade of pink or something...)

Seriously, though:
http://www.ftmguide.org/haircuts.html

 

[CaptainWacky]

Trust travel back in time six months and live through that time and your hair will be long again PROBLEM SOLVED.

 

[Gagh]

BIFF TANNEN

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I hate manure! And blacks!" - Biff

 

[Donovan]

The clitoris averages about a half inch, and I can do PLENTY with that little beauty.

But I digress...