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Capt. Sparrow is gay? Shiver me timbers!
- Thread starter Bladev1
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Captain Jack
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Spend a month or so at sea, and let's see how well you walk is my answer to that. It takes some getting used to adapting from walking on a rocking ship to solid ground.
satan mcevil
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yeah, but most sailors don't wear a sundress and tuck their dick between their legs like you do.
Captain Jack
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I believe you have me confused with another pirate. Roll away now, little doggie. 
satan mcevil
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That's not what Fudge Pack Mcquack is telling everyone in lonaf, he sez he's got pics and everything.
Captain Jack
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satan mcevil said:
Of you, perhaps. But not 'ole Captain Jack.
Captain Jack
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Whatever floats your boat.
satan mcevil
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Be careful Blade, he may try to shoot his torpedo in you.
Captain Jack
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You do that, Satin McDumbass. The Black Pearl has no torpedo's.
satan mcevil
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Stop it! we don't care about your gay tendencies man! if you enjoy a dick in your mouth then go for it.
Captain Jack
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You truly are a disgusting little maggot. Cap'n Jack doesn't swing that way. Apparently, you do since you like to talk about dicks all th time.
satan mcevil
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and yet you respond to it, so what does that say about you?