Captain america was a ###### lover

[satan mcevil]

it's true, he ate more ###### pussy than Thomas Jefferson.

 

[SaintLucifer]

it's true, he ate more ###### pussy than Thomas Jefferson.

 

[Captain America]

Way to kick a man when he's down.

I appreciate you saying "thanks" so nicely for fighting for your freedom in WW II and since.

Cap

 

[Tyrant]

Sadistic Bastard.

 

[Punisher]

I'm the new Captain America, bitches!

 

[Dershocka]

That'd be a cool costume if not for the boots.

 

[Superman]

My "evil replacement" beats yours:

 

[RobL]

My "evil replacement" beats yours:

I thought cyborg supes was the evil one?

 

[Dershocka]

Yeah, when Eradicator posed as Supes he was no longer evil...

*snort*

Yes, I've had sex.

 

[RobL]

Yeah, when Eradicator posed as Supes he was no longer evil...

*snort*

Yes, I've had sex.

Well, the Cyborg one did blow up San Diego. Or whatever they called that city. I think that would be kind of high on the evil scale

 

[SaintLucifer]

CAPTAIN HOMO STRIKES AGAIN!!

Way to kick a man when he's down.

I appreciate you saying "thanks" so nicely for fighting for your freedom in WW II and since.

Cap

IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO, IT'S A FAGGOT! LOOK, CAPTAIN HOMO IS HERE!! EVERYONE COVER THEIR ASSHOLES AND CROTCHES AT ONCE! LADIES NEED NOT APPLY!

 

[Punisher]

Ooo...you're a regular ol' wizard with Photoshop, ain't ya?

Man, between those mad skillz and that cool as shit animated avatar, you must be getting all kinds of ass!

 

[Dershocka]

Well, the Cyborg one did blow up San Diego. Or whatever they called that city. I think that would be kind of high on the evil scale

Yep. But that wasn't Eradicator. Cyborg also fucked up Eradicator in that issue...

 

[Dershocka]

Henry Henshaw was the Cyborg. Eradicator was from that other object thing from Krypton that wanted to rebuild Krypton on earth, and built the Fortress of Solitude.. Its like I'm 12 again!

 

[jack]

I hate comics.

 

[Punisher]

I'll go out on a limb and say the feeling's mutual.

 

[Dershocka]

Henry Henshaw was the Cyborg. Eradicator was from that other object thing from Krypton that wanted to rebuild Krypton on earth, and built the Fortress of Solitude.. Its like I'm 12 again!

After remembering something as absurd as this you'd think I would too...