Captain Wacky for man of the year!

[Dr Dave]

We demand that he be put on the cover of Time Magazine!

 

[CaptainWacky]

necef

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't like Kurt much anymore.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The beauty part is, I can put whoever you want in there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

KEIRA!

(Not a man)

ANNA!

(Not a man)

ANGELA LANSBURY

(Not alive)

OPTIMUS PRIME!

 

[Dr Dave]

Make it so Mr.Eggs!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Angela is alive, and is rehearsing a Broadway play as we speak.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CaptainWacky: It would be funny if they did THIS as the cover

LOL SILLY THEY'D NEVER GIVE IT TO A BLACK MAN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You open it up and on the inside it says "BONC IT'S REALLY BOBBYT!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NYAH!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU DID GOOD, I WONDER WHICH ISSUE WOULD SELL THE MOST COPIES IF THEY WERE ALL PUT UP FOR SALE ON THE SAME DAY AND THE SUBJECT OF THE ISSUE THAT SELLS THE MOST IS THE REAL WINNER!?

 

[Dr Dave]

good work

 

[CaptainWacky]

Optimus Prime is fucking hot.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Someone should tell him that bell bottoms and puffy shoulders are out again.

 

[Mentalist]

What? I was bored.

 

[Dr Dave]

I like the last one best!

 

[The Question]

Captain Wacky, he's our man!
If he can't do it, well then we probably ought've not asked him in the first place, oughtn't we, hey?

'Ow's yer wee dainty laces faring, then, Wacky, hey?! 'Ow's the weather down there, me bitty Laird an' Liege, hey? Is his delicate 'Ighness all cozy comfy down there, then? Any Divine Edicts ye'd care to issue fairth out of that eensy teensy precious wee gob, then? Hey? Or shall I deliver me leathery bootie upon yer itsy bitsy bean bag alreadeh?!

 

[whisky]

Needs more Shat

 

[The Question]

I tried to arrange that, but somebody shat on the Shat and thereby confused everyone.