CAPTAIN WACKY MIA PT 1

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[CaptainWacky]

I WAS HIRED BY BILLY GUNN (CUTE KIPP) TO FIND HIS BROTHER BART AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK HE'S UP TO NOW AND OH BY THE WAY ASK HIM IF HE CAN DONATE A KIDNEY BECAUSE I'VE FUCKED MINE UP WITH BOOZE AND PILLS BUT INSTEAD I FOUND FICTIONAL CARTOON CHARACTER BART SIMPSON STEALING SKY MANGEL'S BRA FROM SMAUG UNDER THE LONELY MOUNTAIN AND I SAID "WHAT THE FUCK?" AND BART SAID "DUH, THIS IS A DREAM, DUDE!" AND TURNED INTO SKELETOR AND I RAN FOR MY LIFE AND WHEN I WOKE UP BART GUNN WAS IN BED WITH ME AND HE SAID "YOU CAN HAVE MY KIDNEY BUT I'M KEEPING MY VIRGINITY!"