"Captain" Wacky REFUSED PROMOTION to Admiral Wacky???

[The Tomtrek]

When asked for comment he replied:

"Don't let them promote you. Don't let them transfer you. Don't let them do anything that takes you our of the Mine Field, because while you're there... you can make a difference. FUCKING FUCK FUCK JIMMY FUCKNOSE I FORGOT WHERE MY KNEES ARE."

 

[CaptainWacky]

You don't believe in the Force, do you?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We are all Eternal Fleet Captains.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Later, Captain Wacky was seen taking order from Admiral Janeway.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why don't you just toss the toaster in his bathtub...

 

[Dr Dave]

GOOD THREAD!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Hey thanks for your support, Dr. Dave.

 

[Dr Dave]

You're welcome Tomtrek.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Picard was just humouring "Admiral" Janeway. He would have done whatever the fuck he wanted.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Whatever day that Berman/Logan decided to make Janeway an admiral in NEM was the day they killed the TNG franchise. Or something.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was supposed to be a Seven Of Nine cameo talking to Picard (not sure how that would have made sense either) but Jeri Ryan said "fuck no" so they had to settle for Kate Mulgrew.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Seven is trying to contact Neelix to continue their game, but she gets a wrong number and talks to Picard instead, who inquires about her Borg implants and compliments her tits.

 

[The Tomtrek]

She did have nice tits.

 

[Gagh]

Later, Captain Wacky was seen taking order from Admiral Janeway.

I can tell I'm a Mine Fielder, because after reading Tomtrek's opening post, this was my immediate response as well.


I suppose I'll after to mix it up a bit - later, Wacky was seen giving head to ADMIRAL BILL ROSS.

 

[Gagh]

It was supposed to be a Seven Of Nine cameo talking to Picard (not sure how that would have made sense either) but Jeri Ryan said "fuck no" so they had to settle for Kate Mulgrew.

Do you think they gave her some lines exactly like Klunk from Dastardly & Mutley in Their Flying Machine?

 

[FBI parte due]

BOSS NASS

 

[Gagh]

If Boss Nass met Tom Bombadil, would the world implode?

 

[Cassie]

She did have nice tits.

AND A FABULOUS BUN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd literally rather give head to Bill Ross than take orders from Janeway.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ARE YOU SURE? IT'S A BIGGUN!