captain wacky.

[StarMan]

I love you. I want to have your wacky babies in my wacky man womb (up my bum).

Will you make me the happiest man on earth?

 

[BlazerBoy]

No. NO. NOOOOOO. Wacky and I are already happily married. You can visit and have practice sex, but there will be NO babies. No.

 

[Kyehlar]

It's times like these I wish I were dating a lesbian.

 

[starguard]

 

[starguard]

:kitty:

 

[Mentalist]

What the fuck is this shit.

 

[Seven]

Someone wants to give wacky a colonic, it would appear.

 

[Gagh]

Someone wants to give wacky a colonic, it would appear.

Are you offering?

 

[Charles Uberlan]

Only if I can use your board, which is much smoother from overuse.

 

[Gagh]

Wrong account, 'Seven'.

 

[Charles Uberlan]

We are all Seven, you fucking moron.

Even you, so shut the fuck up.

 

[Gagh]

Make me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I will allow this.

 

[Mentalist]

We are all Seven, you fucking moron.

Even you, so shut the fuck up.

 

[Charles Uberlan]

Make me.

Make you what?

 

[Gagh]

Make you what?

Cunt.

 

[Charles Uberlan]

Vaginismus is out of the question. You'll have to settle for the chlamydia, and deal with the scabs yourself.

 

[Gagh]

Vaginismus is out of the question. You'll have to settle for the chlamydia, and deal with the scabs yourself.

Cunt.

 

[Charles Uberlan]

Vaginismus is out of the question. You'll have to settle for the chlamydia, and deal with the scabs yourself!

 

[Gagh]

Vaginismus is out of the question. You'll have to settle for the chlamydia, and deal with the scabs yourself!

Cunt.