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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FUCKITTY FUCK GOING ON FOR THE PAST HALF HOUR STRAIGHT RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW FUCK FUCK FUCK

 

[The Tomtrek]

Is it your car?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm a New Yorker. I haven't driven a car since Clinton was president.

Whenever I decide to move out of the city and buy a car, I'll have to take my driving test over again as if I was a beginner.

TAXI!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Is it Michelle Trachtenberg's (you and her are the only people I can think of that live in New York)?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Could be. Maybe she didn't like the color, abandoned it, and bought a new one...NAHHH, she'd never come to this neighborhood, even the crack dealers are afraid to walk around at night.

The alarm kept going until the battery wore down and the horn sounded fainter and fainter...HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKER NOW YOU GOT A DEAD BATTERY YOU MOOK LOL.

 

[The Tomtrek]

New York sounds like a magical place.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Many parts of it are...just not my block.

 

[Dr Dave]

I've learned from watching Law & Order, CSI: NY and well any show set in NYC, that I should never live there, and probably should not visit.

That being said, Go Mets!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

Although if I ever need a imitation rich peoples purse, NYC is where it's at.

 

[Cassie]

THROW A BRICK AT IT.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sorry for being mean about NYC!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about Woody Allen.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's been making his movies in Europe the past several years -- FUCK HIM.

 

[Loktar]

Sorry for being mean about NYC!

You should be. Other than the one time I crossed the street too slowly and was told "Get out of the way, whiteboy!", I've had nothing but good experiences during my visits to NYC.

 

[Dr Dave]

See that's just racist, he should have just said "GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU CORK!"

 

[Loktar]

See that's just racist, he should have just said "GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU CORK!"

It was a woman, you genderist!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ANS SHE HAD A PENIS YOU CROSS-GENENDERIST!

 

[Loktar]

!

 

[headvoid]

When I last visited New York I was 18 and decided to go to Harlem to see what all the fuss was about. This was 1988.

"Hello, I'm from Britain! Could anyone possibly tell me the way back to the railway station? I appear to be lost. Deary me, you, young black gentleman, please could you help me?"