cardgonephobia

[whisky]

Fear that you have lost all your credit cards, only to find they are in your coat pocket instead of your trouser pocket.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought it was fear of cardigans.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Classic MF!

 

[whisky]

I thought it was fear of cardigans.

Or cardassians

 

[Gagh]

I thought it was fear of Brian Blessed's unflushable floaters left in the toilet.

 

[whisky]

Do you think his farts are as loud as his shouting acting?

 

[Gagh]

They're probably silent & deadlies.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's difficult to do a Brian Blessed voice without letting one slip.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Brian Blessed is probably one of the best people alive, if you think about it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's just waiting for Patrick McNee to croak (god forbid!) so he can get that #1 spot.

 

[Gagh]

And Anne Robinson.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Angela Lansbury.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Did I hear rightly she's on Paul o'grady tomorrow?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes (oh, bit late now.)