Carnage

[The Dork Lord]

One of the fucking lamest Spider man villians EVER!

"Hey, let's take Venom, and make him more bloodthirsty and psychotic!"

Why would anyone use him as their AV?

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

One of the fucking lamest Spider man villians EVER!

"Hey, let's take Venom, and make him more bloodthirsty and psychotic!"

Why would anyone use him as their AV?

Once again you have cursed. I am not your greatest fan: indeed, your a parasite living off of society while you wank and smoke your dope.

Do not encurr the wrath of The Traditional Family Values Alliance For The Purification Of Troll Kingdom. You're allready in our sights, dear.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Go suck a dick, you worthless fucking dual

 

[The Amazing Messenger]

R5

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

Go suck a dick, you worthless fucking dual

Don't worry, dear. Your on your way out. I strongly suggest that you say all the goodbyes you feel necessary, because you see, dear, you're not going to be here long.

It is so sad to see such a young man reduced to the worthless slab of flesh you are. So, so sad.

 

[The Dork Lord]

k

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

k

Did you machine gun a lot of babies when you were a Marine, Dork?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yeah, they all had SUICIDE BOMBS in their diapers tho, so it's ok

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

Yeah, they all had SUICIDE BOMBS in their diapers tho, so it's ok

Your truly a monster. As a Christian woman I'm not supposed to hate anyone. But I think God will forgive me for this; I hate your guts Dork.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Awwwwwwwwwwww HOW SWEET!

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

I urge you to ask Jesus for forgiveness. Jesus can forgive murder.

 

[jack]

But Jesus has a vagina under his right nipple!

 

[jack]

You're a fucking pig, Bridgette.

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

Your a psychopathic, misgoynistic killer. Why aren't you in an insane asylum.

 

[jack]

misgoynistic? Is that some kind of fucked up Yiddish?

 

[jack]

Hey Bridgette....what has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

I wouldn't know, sicko. Say goodbye to your friends, swine.

 

[jack]

ME!!!!

 

[jack]

Hey Bridgette, what's green and walked on the water?

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

Silence Demon.