Cassie ate my last Strawberry Bon Bon

[Gagh]

She heartlessly swiped it out of my hand as I was just about to pop it in. So to speak.

SHE IS THE EVIL OF ALL BON BON LOVERS.

 

[Cassie]

IT WAS DELICIOUS!

 

[Dr Dave]

BAD CASSIE!

 

[Cassie]

Is that a strawberry bon bon?

 

[Dr Dave]

No, that's my head.

 

[curiousa2z]

uh oh.....

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cassie ate my soul.

 

[jack]

Is too late for a Heimlich manoeuver?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She'd elbow your face off.

 

[Dr Dave]

Among other things, I suspect.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jay: Oi, Neil, did you hear about Chris from the paper shop?
Neil: No, what?
Jay: He was messing about up The Rec. Got his head wedged in the bottle
bank. Got stuck there all night. By the time someone found him in the
mornin', he'd been arse-raped 18 times.
Neil: Ohhhh mate... that's grim...
Will: I have a few questions...
Jay: Like what?
Will: Well, one- why was he sticking his head in the bottle bank?
Jay: Looking for bottles, you mug.
Will: Okay... Number two- what you're saying is the first eighteen people
to have discovered him in this state just happened to be opportunistic
homosexual rapists?

 

[headvoid]

I miss that show.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure they'll make a not as good sequel to the movie that itself wasn't as good as the show soon!

 

[Gagh]

I must catch Cassie and take all the Bon Bons from her, before time runs out!

 

[Cassie]

MINE

 

[CaptainWacky]

CASSIE ATE MY GARDEN.

 

[Dr Dave]

And your bugs?

 

[CaptainWacky]

[YOUTUBE]CPndiXtDlII[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Filthy Whore]

Cassie ate my face.

 

[Cassie]

OM NOM NOM MUTHERFUCKERS