Cassie says...

[Dr Dave]

mom's making hamburgers

I don't think were invited for dinner though!

 

[Cassie]

Yes, you are all invited.

 

[Mentalist]

CHECK OUT MA COOOOOL FRISBEE!

 

[Cassie]

GOING TO HAVE THE BURGER NOW, OK?

 

[FBI parte due]

It's true. I love Dr. Dave and have been obsessed with him ever since he first posted "urin cakes lol."

 

[Ishcabittle]

so if we're invited, what's yer street address lol omg stalker madness

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes, you are all invited.

yay!

 

[Mentalist]

I'll be drinkin' vodka out of a mug and telling lame jokes and falling over my own feet and embarrassing everyone on the otherwise lovely evening.

 

[Ishcabittle]

okay, if you've got that front covered, i'll be the guy asking the in-laws if they're holding any herb, then wandering off to the cow fields looking for fungus.

 

[Ishcabittle]

you've got cow pastures, right Cassie?

 

[Dr Dave]

I will be watching NASCAR and drinking coke or beer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

*sidles up to teh bar*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

you've got cow pastures, right Cassie?

Where do you think the burgers are coming from?

 

[CaptainWacky]

*orders a drink from teh bar*

 

[Mentalist]

*molests Neroon with a cattle prod*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Makes mental note to offer to "put Mentalist to bed" once he passes out*

SOY CHEESE ON MY BURGER PLEASE (lol city fag lol)

 

[Cassie]

OMG I missed the party, but um yeah there are cow pastures and the magical things that happen and it's the magical time of the year *wink wink* my brother's over cleaning his guns so i suggest we all get shitty drunk and go shooting stuff. YEEHAW!

*burgers are grown in my back yard, currently growing pork chops as well*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MY SISTERS NAME IS PATTIE YOU GONNA SHOOT HER TOO HUH?

 

[Cassie]

IF SHE WANTS ME TOO! LOLOMGBBQ I'VE NEVER SHOT ANYTHING EXCEPT A CAN AND SOME TREES (WHAT DID THE TREES DO TO ME YOU AKS? OH YOU DIDN'T ASK WELL THEY HAD THERE MOSS COVERED WAY WITH ME WHEN i WAS DRUNK AND NOW THEY MUST DIE!!1)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SOMEONE SAID JOHN KERRY LOOKS LIKE THE TREE THAT THREW APPLES AT DOROTHY IN THE WIZARD OF OZ SO I GUESS TREES ARE OK AND MAYBE KERRY AND THEN DOROTHY HAMILL AND MARK HAMILL AND MARK HARMON AND HARMONY AND GLORY AND THE FIRST NOEL