Cassie to go to Cuba!

[Dr Dave]

YES?!

 

[Loktar]

Yes.

Cassie loves to smoke them fancy Cuban dongs.

 

[Cassie]

!

 

[Dr Dave]

At least she doesn't fry them up like county fair dongs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's never been to Cuba.

 

[Loktar]

But has she been to Cuba Gooding Jr?

If so, I fear for the safety of his dong.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She's never been to Cuba.

Well that makes two of us. I've never been to Cuba.

Some should write a song about this. It'd be hilarious!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd play it in my bar/General Store all the time!

 

[Dr Dave]

I've never been to Cuba
I've never shot my wife

I've never been to Cuba
Or even huffed a cat

I've never been to Cuba
for they have no McDonalds

I would not set foot
on their communism land

or even sail their seas

I've never been to cuba
but it's not the end of me!