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Cassie, where were you today?

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£70,000 Cadbury eggs lorry stolen

The load had been collected from the company's Bournville factory
A lorry containing Cadbury chocolate eggs worth an estimated £70,000 has been stolen in Staffordshire.
Thieves tricked the driver, who had stopped near Lichfield en route from the Birmingham factory to Yorkshire, saying the van was shedding its load.

When he got out of his cab to investigate, the thieves jumped in and made off with the eggs on Monday.

But they may end up eating the snacks themselves, as a Cadbury spokesman said the eggs would be hard to sell.

"The criminal fraternity are pretty thick, it's not likely that a reputable retailer will buy them and it's likely that they will turn up at car boot sales in the area," he added.

'New delivery'

"The amount stolen is a minor quantity on the grand scale of things as we make between 30 and 40 million eggs in our Bournville plant each Easter.

"The retailer we were sending them to will get a new delivery very soon."

The lorry had stopped in a lay-by on the A38 after leaving the Bournville factory when the theft happened.

Police believe three thieves were involved. The rest of the gang made off in a grey Subaru Impreza.

One of the suspects is described as white, aged between 25 and 30, about 5ft 10in tall and with short hair.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/6469489.stm

Its not quite ripping a hookers face off, but they would keep you going for a while
 
mwhahahahaha!! Cadbury Eggs for everyone!! Free Cadbury Eggs are the right of the people, down with oppressive retailers taxing our chocolate!
 
THEY GET SMALLER EVERY YEAR URBAN LEGEND
 
would you seriously need that many eggs to eat by yourself in one lifetime?
 
Me? No, I'd share them with everyone!
 
I intend to have more than one lifetime, brother.
 
good plan.
 
roger wilco
 
Hi Cassie!
 
I wonder if they'll intend to eat each one in a different and creative way but give up after ten and just mash the rest into a hookers face?
 
Hi DR DAve!!

Smashing the eggs into the dead hookers face would be a waste of chocolate, unless you have some unholy desire to lick a chocolatey dead hooker
 
What is Cassie up to?
 
5'2"
 
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