CASSIE'S FARTS TO SMELL LIKE FLOWERS IN A CHEMICAL ENGINEERING FEAT OF LARGE MAGNATUD

[Ishcabittle]

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[Cassie]

OMG!!!11

AND I SELL MY CAPTURED FARTS ON EBAY. I'M A MILLIONAIRE!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

NOT OLNY THAT BUT YOU'LL HAVE A PATENT ON FLOWER FART(™) POWER AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO START A NEW ECOMONY BASED ON GOOD SMELLING AND ENVIRONMENTALLY HEALTHY METHANE EXPULSION FROM YOUR VERY OWN BOTTOM! PLUS, IT'S CUTE!@

 

[Cassie]

MY FARTS ARE ALSO THE ONLY NATURALLY OCCURRING CURE FOR ASTHMA, CORNS, CALLUSES, PSORIASIS, DRY ITCHY SKIN, JOCK ITCH, ACNE, BUNIONS, AND HAMMER TOE (not to be confused with hammer time) FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $19.99 PLUS $5.00 S/H YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR VERY OWN JAR OF FLOWER FART POWER!!!!

ORDER YOURS TODAY!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE BUT NOT LIMITED TO: COLD AND COUGH, RUNNY NOSE, ANAL DISCHARGE, AN OVERWHELMING DESIRE TO EAT CARPET SCRAPS, BLOODY EYELIDS, CHAFING, SORE KNEES, DISJOINTED COLLARBONE, HERPES, "ALPHA DOG" SYNDROME, SWELLING OF THE NECK, VIOLENT VOMIT AND DIARHEEEEEEA!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hadn't hear this.

 

[curiousa2z]

IF YER CLIMBING UP A LADDER AND YOU FEEL A FUNNY CLADDER:


DIAREEEEHIA! DIAREEEEHIA!

 

[Cassie]

OMG!!

 

[Dr Dave]

If your running down the hall, and you feel something fall..

DIAREEEEHIA! DIAREEEEHIA!