Cats are not like babies

[Cassie]

Stop murdering your cats, Loktar.

 

[Mentalist]

My cat's require about 7 minutes of my time a week. That's how I like it and I'd never think to impose on our relationship that they should keep me in mind any more...

 

[Loktar]

Stop murdering your cats, Loktar.

They died of natural causes after living a full healthy life! Or did I forget to mention that? oops!

 

[Dr Dave]

You did indeed forget to mention that.

Did you eat your cats after they died?

 

[Loktar]

You did indeed forget to mention that.

Did you eat your cats after they died?

Yes. If I can't get inside a pussy I might as well have some pussy in me.

 

[Cassie]

TMI!

 

[Dark Pickle]

Eating cats is disgusting!

(but not eating pussy)

 

[Dr Dave]

It isn't Loktar's fault.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He was raped by the cast of CATS.

 

[Dr Dave]

He has never set foot in a musical since.

 

[Loktar]

He has never set foot in a musical since.

No I just avoid the cat musicals like the Lion King.

The other musicals are fine.

 

[Dr Dave]

One time Loktar was seeing the musical My Fair Lady and a cat got into the auditorium and he freaked out, running nearly naked down the isle screaming about that "damn pussy".

 

[starbys]

I can appreciate that pets bring a lot of enjoyment into peoples lives, and that people might think of them as part of the family, but some cat owners are insufferably smug and think just because they have a cat that's not been run over yet, or hasn't managed to drown itself in the washing machine, this somehow equates to actually having a child of your own.

Say what you like about babies, but if you keeled over and died, your baby would eventually die too, it wouldn't wait an hour then start eating you.

You'd understand if you had cats.

 

[FBI parte due]

You'd understand if you had toxoplasmosis!

 

[eloisel]

Mirah: If They are Awesome, why are you givning them away?

Because I have my limit of cats already and now we have kittens. They are precious - just too many.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cats never grow up to be Hitler either (though some cats look like Hitler.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

COME BACK ANN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AFTER I WENT TO ALL THE TROUBLE OF HARRASSING YOU AT REFCL INTO JOINING.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Yeah, I know I posted it before, but I just have to again.