Cats

[Hambil]

What does my cat think when I get naked?
Does it think I've removed my fur?
What a strange thing that must seem to it, yet, it doesn't seem to care.
Does it ever try to remove it's own fur when I'm not around?
I mean, on hot days like today I bet it wishes it could.
And if it could wouldn't that look funny? I mean, I'd react. I'd care.
WHY DOES MY DAMN CAT NOT CARE THAT I AM NAKED?!

 

[Ishcabittle]

OK EVERYBODY, I'LL FIELD THIS:

What does my cat think when I get naked?

NOT MUCH, USUALLY MEOW.

Does it think I've removed my fur?

NOPE.

What a strange thing that must seem to it, yet, it doesn't seem to care.

SECOND PART'S TRUE, AT LEAST.

Does it ever try to remove it's own fur when I'm not around?

NOPE. JUST LICK IT, WIT DER VENGANCE

I mean, on hot days like today I bet it wishes it could.

I THINK THEY'RE JUST PISSED ABOUT IT.

And if it could wouldn't that look funny? I mean, I'd react. I'd care.

LOL!!

WHY DOES MY DAMN CAT NOT CARE THAT I AM NAKED?!

BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING CAT!!!! IF YOU WERE A REAL GERBIL, YOU'D BE SCARED SHITLESS!!!! YOU'RE NOT A REAL GERBIL HAMSTER THING, ARE YOU??? MY HEART IS SHATTERED!!!

 

[Hambil]

But I'm cute and cuddly...

 

[Ishcabittle]

TEASE ME NO LONGER, FOULD TEMPTER OF MAN'S HEARTS!!!

 

[Laker_Girl]

What does my cat think when I get naked?

Feed me.

Does it think I've removed my fur?

It thinks, feed me or I'm going to kneed on that thing.

What a strange thing that must seem to it, yet, it doesn't seem to care.

He cares, he cares that you feed him.

Does it ever try to remove it's own fur when I'm not around?

No, it thinks of how to get into the food when you're not around.

I mean, on hot days like today I bet it wishes it could.

No, he doesn't, he wishes you'd put your clothes on and feed him.

And if it could wouldn't that look funny?

More gross than funny.

I mean, I'd react. I'd care.
WHY DOES MY DAMN CAT NOT CARE THAT I AM NAKED?!

Feed him, then maybe he'll care.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GRAPE