Celebrities I have seen since moving to SoCal

[Big Dick McGee]

Tom Cruise-he has an office in the building I work in. Saw him in the sub-basement garage getting on his Ducati motorcycle

Judd Nelso-also in the garage, driving a noice black Mercedes E500

Shannen Doherty-there's a little lunch area outside my building, she was walking there with a friend

Tom Arnold-Saw him on the elevator and said hi, he's a friendly dude, he even told me he was going to see Robert Shapiro (attorney)

That's pretty much it for now. Oh, I did see Ryan Seacrest in a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf in Manhattan Beach, but he's not a "celebrity" per se.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should talk to Tom, I bet he's nice. Just make sure he knows you're not interested in activating your Thetan potential.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Did Ryan Seacrest's face go all brown when he "drank" his coffee before flopping down, revealing him to be nothing more than a flimsy cardboard cutout?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Does he have thumbs?

 

[FBI parte due]

Where his PENIS should be?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

He had thumbs, he was not cardboard, and he was so small you could put him in your shirt pocket and take him home with you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who is he?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

 

[Gagh]

I would have put Ryan Seacrest in the Crippler Crossface, personally.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I would have put Ryan Seacrest in the Crippler Crossface, personally.

I'd have settled for the crosshairs.