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Boobie inspector
Coming soon to the BBC this autumn.
Ten celebrities compete to wank the fastest, while a panel of judges (one of whom will enivitably be John Barrowman) critise their technique.
Each week the one who is last to come will be ejaculated from the show.
When critisised about this new show the director general of the BBC said "well people asked me to splash out on some new shows"
ITV denies that its upcoming show, Celebrity wank off, staring Ant and Dec is just cashing in on the BBC's show.
"Why eye man, our show reght mint" said Ant or Dec.
Channel four refused to get involved in the argument, as they cleared their schedule for the new mini series"whoops my trousers fell down" and its filmed back to back sequal", "Cripes, my cocks in the vicar"
Ten celebrities compete to wank the fastest, while a panel of judges (one of whom will enivitably be John Barrowman) critise their technique.
Each week the one who is last to come will be ejaculated from the show.
When critisised about this new show the director general of the BBC said "well people asked me to splash out on some new shows"
ITV denies that its upcoming show, Celebrity wank off, staring Ant and Dec is just cashing in on the BBC's show.
"Why eye man, our show reght mint" said Ant or Dec.
Channel four refused to get involved in the argument, as they cleared their schedule for the new mini series"whoops my trousers fell down" and its filmed back to back sequal", "Cripes, my cocks in the vicar"
