Chairdogs

[CaptainWacky]

What do they look like?

 

[headvoid]

Comfy

 

[Dual]

Like chairs except they're dogs.

I want one.

 

[Thrusty]

A simple google search gives me this. I bet you are feeling kinda goofy asking what one was now??

 

[Dual]

Hush.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think I'd find them a bit creepy, like Teg seems to.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, I don't know if I'd want one. I have too much sympathy for animals. I wonder if they get fleas.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Do you have to let them out every now and then or will they go on the newspaper?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I would guess they'd be engineered not to have fleas or poop...or maybe there's little cushioncats that clean up after them.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe they don't have fleas on Gammu. ANYWAY.. I always wondered if chairdogs eat, they never mention it but if they're alive they must need an energy source.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Could a face dancer disguise themself as a chairdog?

(No, probably not.)

 

[Cassie]

Hmm.. that's a good question, I think they might be able to. The BG can detect face dancers though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Could you have a chairdog with a human vagina or penis growing out of it?

 

[Dual]

Probably.

 

[Cassie]

The Tleilaxu were masters of genetics, so creating a chairdog with a vagina or penis probably wouldn't be too difficult for them. They made sligs!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just read the part about sligs! "A taste of Heaven."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chairdogs are a genius concept.

 

[Cassie]

I'd like a beddog to snuggle me to sleep every night.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about a bedcock.

 

[Cassie]

ALREADY GOT ONE.