Chantelle and Preston have split up

[whisky]

Ok, who had ten months?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought theirs was a love that would last forever.

 

[Gagh]

Is it too late for Preston to walk back on the set of the next Buzzcocks show and say "It's OK, I'm back for my fee, we're OK to go now!"?

 

[whisky]

I guess if shes to go up in the world she will have to find someone called Manchester.

 

[Gagh]

Or Ashby-de-la-Zouch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Barrymore should have won that Big Brother.

 

[Gagh]

Wouldn't it be funny if Chantelle rock-bottoms Preston through a table?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I feel sorry for the kids.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, since they, themselves, are kids. Witty.