Shitty Dual
schroedinger's fat
John Dorrian
Joined: 20 Sep 2006
Posts: 10
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:41 am Post subject:
Lucy: "I say, Charlie Brown, would you like to give this rugby ball a kick in honor of Guy Fawkes' Day? It jolly well needs a bloody good kicking, it does!"
CB: "Bugger me, you must think I'm the daftest wanker this side of Hertfordshire! Cor Blimey! Crumbs!"
Lucy: "Oooh, you are cruel to suspect my good intentions, Charlie Brown! I swear on the grave of our dear old sainted Queen Mother I'm true to me word, I am! 'Strewth!"
CB: "Blinking flip! Methinks the fishwife is - to use a vulgar Americanism - "on the level"! Time to give that rugby ball a damn good thrashing!"
(CB runs to football, Lucy naturally pulls it away at the last second, CB goes flying.)
CB: "Oooooooooh, FUUUUUUUUCKKK!" ("WHAM!!!")
Lucy: "Did I mention I'm a steadfast anti-Royalist, Charlie Brown?"
CB: "FUCKING CUNT!"
Joined: 20 Sep 2006
Posts: 10
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:41 am Post subject:
Lucy: "I say, Charlie Brown, would you like to give this rugby ball a kick in honor of Guy Fawkes' Day? It jolly well needs a bloody good kicking, it does!"
CB: "Bugger me, you must think I'm the daftest wanker this side of Hertfordshire! Cor Blimey! Crumbs!"
Lucy: "Oooh, you are cruel to suspect my good intentions, Charlie Brown! I swear on the grave of our dear old sainted Queen Mother I'm true to me word, I am! 'Strewth!"
CB: "Blinking flip! Methinks the fishwife is - to use a vulgar Americanism - "on the level"! Time to give that rugby ball a damn good thrashing!"
(CB runs to football, Lucy naturally pulls it away at the last second, CB goes flying.)
CB: "Oooooooooh, FUUUUUUUUCKKK!" ("WHAM!!!")
Lucy: "Did I mention I'm a steadfast anti-Royalist, Charlie Brown?"
CB: "FUCKING CUNT!"
:rant: 
:meh: :rip:
