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CHARLOTTE CHURCH KNOCKED UP SHOCKER

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All In With The Nuts
Charlotte Church announces her pregnancy

LONDON (Reuters) - Singer and TV host Charlotte Church is expecting a child with her boyfriend, Welsh rugby star Gavin Henson, she said on her Web site on Thursday.

"For reasons of privacy, Charlotte has chosen not to comment on this matter, other than to confirm that she and her boyfriend, Gavin Henson, are delighted," she said on www.charlottechurch.com.

"In an ideal world, we would not have made this announcement so early in the pregnancy.

"However, due to recent speculation and persistent questions from the media about this most private of matters, Charlotte felt she had no choice other than to go public and she was keen to ensure that her fans had the opportunity to read the truth here first."

The 21-year-old, who was born in Wales, rose to fame as a childhood singer but is now best known for her own television series "The Charlotte Church Show."
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AWWRIGHT, WHICH ONE O'YOU DUNNIT?
 
I read about this earlier but I was paralyzed with just not caring even a little bit! With Harry Potter's wand sweeping the nation and McCain running for President so he can finally send Hanoi Jane to Gauntanamo Bay AND Anna Nicole's body being sent to that Jesus tomb in Jerusalem in a big block of Carbonite there is no time to be talking about Lil' Miss Slutboobs!
 
I only fucked her tits, I don't think that would get her pregnant unless she saved my love juice between her tits then squeezed them together so it dripped down towards her vagina then stood on her head to make sure it all went in then laughed EVILY
 
CaptainWacky said:
I only fucked her tits, I don't think that would get her pregnant unless she saved my love juice between her tits then squeezed them together so it dripped down towards her vagina then stood on her head to make sure it all went in then laughed EVILY
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She used to be cool but then she sold out and went all "popular".

THE CLASSICAL GENRE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOU WELSH BITCH? HUH? HUH?
 
We could kidnap her, and replace her left leg with a bionic spring-loaded rotating leg, so it kicks her in the front and back of the head on a regular cycle.

Then we could paint her to look like a big rugby ball, drug her irritating Welsh twat of a boyfriend, so that he thinks he's about to kick the winning drop goal against England, then kicks her right in the FANNY causing the kid to come out looking like Neelix.

Or something.
 
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