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Charlotte Crosby

CaptainWacky

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I want to smell dark matter
"I have sex, I shit myself, I piss myself."

WHY GOD WHY.
 
She's such an over the top terrible person it feels like she's been written by Charlie Brooker.
 
She wouldn't be famous if she could control her bladder.
 
She's a bitch for destroying that cake.
 
Why isn't she up for eviction?
 
She wasn't even considered.
 
She's a real hero.
 
She actually seems quite responsible.
 
RESPONSIBLE FOR RUINING A BAD WITH HER PISS, YEAH.

(She seems to have dropped the act a bit so she's not as bad now.)
 
So let me see if I understand this: at the moment, when she's sober, Charlotte is immortal. But when she gets drunk, that transforms her into a mortal? Surely she should stay sober then?
 
Either way, she seems really nice. Although as per usual it's hard to tell if someone's genuinely pleasant and a bit dim, or if it's all an act.
 
Winner.
 
Broken Britain.
 
Kill everyone. All people. All of them. Kill them all.
 
All the smoke was probably to conceal her pissing herself with excitement.
 
At least I'll forget about this series by tomorrow.
 
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