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Check Out This Thread! I am SAINTLUCIFER!!!

Lord Raffles

Lord Raffles

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Please see fit to review this thread and learn how a god such as myself pwns an entire community and forces them all to look like complete MORONS by the great SAINTLUCIFER. LORD RAFFLES and SAINTLUCIFER are the same user you dickheads, and the fact that no one has been able to spot it proves the point that you are all RETARDS.

You are all so stupid. I made it so fucking obvious. A couple of others knew immediately. You reading this are not one of them fuckhead. The first one to know was COYOTEUGLY. Can you guess HOW he knew? Look at the name fuckheads. I EXPECTED someone to guess who it was and be right. Why else would I pick such an obvious name you dumb fucks? SAINT LUCIFER and LORD RAFFLES are pretty much the same type of individual. You fucks would never see it until the others do. Since no one else is capable to call me on it, I now announce who I am. MORONS. A DUAL all along and NO ONE knew it. Do your heads throb with pain every night from my never ending triumph?

*points at TROLL KINGDOM and laughs at its stupidity when they fell for the bait* What fucking MORONS. I OWN this forum. No wonder it is so angry with me. No wonder it threatened me physically. Troll Kingdom claims this is untrue. TROLL KINGDOM is a collection of little twats. Now run along. Scoot.


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Isn't TROLL KINGDOM that little board where I hold the RECORD time for being banned (1 post) and for MOST NEGS in any given amount of time? You know the CORRUPT idiot admin that is EGGS made my stay there the most FAMOUS in BBS history! You idiots will NEVER compare to the magnificence that is SAINT LUCIFER, especially at a board as shitty as TROLL KINGDOM!!! And as for you LORD RAFFLES, just because you know how to do a PARAGRAPH BREAK doesn't make you the sharpest TOOL in the box. We all KNOW that is SAINT LUCIFER, who frequently PWNS all his little bitches!!!
 
How very quaint. Did I not state for the record that everyone in Troll Kingdom wishes they were the great SaintLucifer? I daresay Lord Raffles wants to be me so badly that his desperation for the same sticks out like a sore thumb.

Quite understandable though considering the type of individual who wishes to be me. Said Individuals are usually lonely old farts who have never experienced the dating scene (same-sex encounters do not count you bitches), yet make outrageous claims to the contrary. They are also the same individuals who live in bedrooms next to mommy's room, just in case. You are the individuals who no doubt enter other forums posting in the same fashion as myself, in a sad attempt to emulate the great SaintLucifer. This is the only way you can attract the attention to yourselves which you so very sadly demand. You individuals are like the little boy/girl who cries out 'look Mommy! Look at me! See what I am doing? Look what I can do!' For one to translate your very words, they would read 'look at me! You must pay attention to me, after all am I not like your famous hero, SaintLucifer? How can you not pay attention to me if I am posting like he? What do you mean it is very sad? The fact remains, I post in like manner therefore you must acknowledge my presence! Don't ignore me! Please don't! I get enough of that out there in the Real World! If you do not acknowledge the fact I post in a manner identical to that of the great SaintLucifer, I shall commit suicide!

You are all my bitches, you always have been and always shall be my bitches. It is karma. I own your very souls. Live with it. Do not run about the site with attempts to deflect attention from your own very sad lives by emulating the greatness that is mine, and mine alone. Every time you emulate me, you become ever more SaintLucifer's PWned bitch.
 
SAINTLUCIPUNK is nothing more than an imbecilic Canadian who tries his best to cast aside the stigma of his pathetic nation by posting on the Internet.

Little did SAINTLUCIPUNK know that he had crossed over into the domain of Saintpwnsalot. Saintpwnsalot was, is, and shall be. SAMIRLULU is not only delusional, but confused as well.
 
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In my fascist Canada, this nigger fuck would never become one of our beloved Royal Canadian Mounted Police. To allow a nigger piece-of-shit like this the opportunity to join such a historically famous force is an insult to not only my country, but to my entire Anglo-Saxon race. Niggers and their very inferiority preclude any possibility of matching the required standards by which they may join said famous forces.

I should like to remind you Americans it is Canadians of a liberal persuasion (motherfuckers) who allowed a nigger pile-of-crap to obtain a position with the world's most famous police force. It is Canadians of a liberal persuasion who altered our mandatory entrance guidelines to make it easier for such nigger bitches to join the forces. In fact, liberal Canadians removed a very important pre-requisite for meeting the entrance criteria. You see, not a single nigger passed any of the examinations. They were, simply put, too fucking stupid. It is a fact because I know someone in the forces. The liberal Canadians also, as part of their 'we are an equal-opportunity employer' program, ordered all the applications from WHITE people to be tossed into the garbage whilst reviewing the same as put forth by non-whites. I should like to know how it is 'equal-opportunity' when whites have been excluded? This completely defeats the arguments of any fucking Canadian liberal that they are fair and impartial.

Liberal Canadians also had other RCMP entry restrictions removed. One of the criteria called for applicants to be a minimum height of at least 6'1". Now tell me my bitches, when was the last time you saw a 6'1" Chink or Paki? I have never seen either inferior race grow to such a height. This is further proof the liberal Canadian fucks tore up what was a white domain as a means by which members of inferior races may join our famous RCMP. There is also the added criteria for specific head-gear. All RCMP officers, originally, were told they must wear the same official head-gear. A fucking Sikh piece-of-shit demanded he be allowed to wear his fucking turban. There went yet another rule by the wayside. So, rather than keep order by making everyone the same, the liberal fuck CAnadians decided it was appropos to give one race ever more rights than the average RCMP officer. This is progress? Actually the liberal Canadians are too stupid to recognise reverse-racism when it is biting them on the ass. Either that or they do recognise it, yet have decided to ignore the facts of the matter. Everyone knows liberalism arose out of WHITE GUILT. I for one do not feel the slightest bit of guilt for my race gaining superiority over all other races. Just because my race is obviously superior does not grant others the right to be given added attention and rights as a means by which they may hope to reach our level.
 
SaintPwnsalot said:
SAINTLUCIPUNK is nothing more than an imbecilic Canadian who tries his best to cast aside the stigma of his pathetic nation by posting on the Internet.

Little did SAINTLUCIPUNK know that he had crossed over into the domain of Saintpwnsalot. Saintpwnsalot was, is, and shall be. SAMIRLULU is not only delusional, but confused as well.
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SAINTLUCIPUNK is nothing more than an imbecilic Canadian who tries his best to cast aside the stigma of his pathetic nation by posting on the Internet.
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I guess you never saw the news on CBC where they showed the announcement by our Prime Minister. You failed to see where Canada has become the ONLY nation with continued growth in the world energy sector. According to our Prime Minister, Canada has now become the sole WORLD SUPERPOWER when it comes to both energy and economics.

Unlike the USA, Canada is capable of bringing your fabled superpower to its knees. Remember, the opposite is untrue. Canada is now just about the only self-sufficient nation on earth. Whilst it is true that our small population makes such self-sufficiency quite easy, the fact remains. If ever the 'mighty' USA decided to invade my beloved country, we need only turn the taps in our mighty oil industry to the 'off' or 'closed' position. Those M1A1s, those F-16s, and those Bradleys? They would stop dead in their positions through lack of fuel, the very same fuel which is provided by my country. Then we would stop the flow of fresh-water to the USA, which would cause many in your country to die of thirst (Canada is owner of 86% of the world's fresh-water).

So I would suggest you do not fuck with my country unless you wish to become a wasteland yes? We may not 'officially' have nukes, but it has been granted that my country could make over 100 nukes with full missile-emplacement within a day. We are NOT North Korea or Iran. We are considerably more-advanced (many have claimed their own nuclear technology was arrived at INDIRECTLY with Canadian assistance via India and Pakistan). You Americans are therefore required to shut the fuck up. 'Pathetic nation' my ass. We own yours, lock, stock and barrel.
 
SaintLucifer said:

I guess you never saw the news on CBC where they showed the announcement by our Prime Minister. You failed to see where Canada has become the ONLY nation with continued growth in the world energy sector. According to our Prime Minister, Canada has now become the sole WORLD SUPERPOWER when it comes to both energy and economics.

Unlike the USA, Canada is capable of bringing your fabled superpower to its knees. Remember, the opposite is untrue. Canada is now just about the only self-sufficient nation on earth. Whilst it is true that our small population makes such self-sufficiency quite easy, the fact remains. If ever the 'mighty' USA decided to invade my beloved country, we need only turn the taps in our mighty oil industry to the 'off' or 'closed' position. Those M1A1s, those F-16s, and those Bradleys? They would stop dead in their positions through lack of fuel, the very same fuel which is provided by my country. Then we would stop the flow of fresh-water to the USA, which would cause many in your country to die of thirst (Canada is owner of 86% of the world's fresh-water).

So I would suggest you do not fuck with my country unless you wish to become a wasteland yes? We may not 'officially' have nukes, but it has been granted that my country could make over 100 nukes with full missile-emplacement within a day. We are NOT North Korea or Iran. We are considerably more-advanced (many have claimed their own nuclear technology was arrived at INDIRECTLY with Canadian assistance via India and Pakistan). You Americans are therefore required to shut the fuck up. 'Pathetic nation' my ass. We own yours, lock, stock and barrel.
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And yet, not a single nuclear warhead. Even the French top Canada.
 
SaintLucifer said:
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In my fascist Canada, this nigger fuck would never become one of our beloved Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
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Black man wearing Royal Canadian Mounted Police uniform. :devious: What am I missing here SaintLucifer?
 
Kefka said:
And yet, not a single nuclear warhead. Even the French top Canada.
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Pay attention little girl. Your statement above is only a half-truth. We do not have a single nuclear warhead (there has been evidence we do indeed have them but I digress because I cannot prove it) simply because the greatest traitor my country has ever seen, one Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, a fucking liberal no less, decided we no longer had any further use for nukes (tell that to our military who watched helplessly as Soviet Bear bombers constantly overflew our airspace as a pointed gesture). Please read below:

Canada has a well developed nuclear technology base, large uranium reserves and markets reactors for civilian use. While Canada has the technological capabilities to develop nuclear weapons, there is no hard evidence it has done so, nor has Canada ever stated an intention to do so. Canada has been an important contributor of both expertise and raw materials to the American program in the past, and had even helped with the Manhattan Project. In 1959, NATO proposed to Canada that the RCAF assume a nuclear strike role in Europe. Thus in 1962 six Canadian CF-104 squadrons based in Europe were formed into the RCAF Nuclear Strike Force armed with B28 nuclear bombs (originally Mk 28) under the NATO nuclear weapons sharing program; the Force was disbanded in 1972 when Canada opted out of the nuclear strike role. Canada accepted having American W-40 nuclear warheads under dual key control on Canadian soil in 1963 to be used on the Canadian BOMARC missiles. The Canadian air force also maintained a stockpile of AIR-2 Genie unguided nuclear air-to-air rockets as the primary wartime weapon on the CF-101 Voodoo all-weather interceptor after 1965. Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau declared Canada would be a nuclear weapon-free country in 1971, and the last American warheads were withdrawn in 1984. Canada gave India its first research reactor, the CIRUS, in 1956 and this reactor was used to make the nuclear material used in India's first nuclear device. Canada also produces the renowned CANDU reactor and has sold the technology to several countries, including China, South Korea, India, Romania, Argentina, and Pakistan. However there is no credible evidence that CANDU reactors were used to breed weapons grade material for either India and Pakistan. Canada nevertheless cut off nuclear trade with those two countries after they detonated nuclear weapons.
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Bitch. We are no different from Japan in this respect. Japan, a supposedly nuke-free country, also shares with us the capability of building a nuke weapon on a moment's notice. They both simply opted out of the nuclear weapons programs. In fact, Japan today is talking about re-arming with nukes although I had to explain to a few dumbass American souls the Japanese cannot do so without American permission. Such is not the case for Canada. We could build one today and be finished by tomorrow if need be. We just choose not to. We are not a warmongering state like the USA.
 
geedis said:
Black man wearing Royal Canadian Mounted Police uniform. :devious: What am I missing here SaintLucifer?
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I will tell you what you are missing. You need to thank your lucky stars yours is not a country rife with pissant commie-pinko leftist liberals.
 
bad dog said:
Staint Lucifer is full of ...........


warning nasty shit

SHIT
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So, when are you going to UNBAN me from Troll Valhalla or will you continue to be a hypocritical bitch? I hereby challenge you to unban me from Troll Valhalla ASAP.
 
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