Chest hurts

[CaptainWacky]

wouldn't it be ironic if I had a heart attack, after 25 years of NOT having a heart attack? LIKE A THOUSAND KNIVES WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS ONE SPOON.

 

[FBI parte due]

Avril Lavigne will stoop over your rotting corpse and laugh heartily.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Her new song is so shite that I thought "maybe this is supposed to be shite" but really it's just shite.

 

[FBI parte due]

Is she still prancing around and pretending to rebel? (I live in a small box in my basement)

 

[headvoid]

Irony would be if you were a heart attack specialist who worked in a hospital and all you saw every day, day after day was millions of pounds worth of computer and medical equipment designed to save the lives of poor victims of pulmonary incidents, the sheer monotony of the place began to drag you down, you couldn't look at this equipment any more, so you went on a holiday to uzbekistan to escape it all, then in a field once you finally escaped modern life, you had a nice wank.

no wait, that's not irony

 

[FBI parte due]

Irony is Avril Lavigne gets paid lots of money but she sucks OH SNAP

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI

 

[FBI parte due]

omg it's like KidzBop all over again

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hey Mickey!

 

[curiousa2z]

Dear Baby Jesus:

Please put Avril and Celine together on an island far, far, far away.
Thank you.

 

[FBI parte due]

SMIT E THEM WITH THE HAMMER OF GOD

 

[curiousa2z]

That could work too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She sold out all her hardcore punk fans, IMMMMMMMMMHO!

 

[headvoid]

 

[curiousa2z]

haw!