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Chief Wiggum quits the Simpsons

At an impromptu press conference outside FOX headquarters, Wiggum said "Donut eaters will no longer be oppressed and marginalized in society! And when I say donut eaters...heh heh...I don't mean the girls who like girls. I mean good honest men in uniform who put their lives on the line every day and only ask in return that you not ask what kind of powder is on our upper lips!"

When reached for comment, Matt Groening said, "Mmm...lesbians..." and dove into a vat of money.
 
"good honest men in uniform who put their lives on the line every day and only ask in return that you not ask what "

Wiggum stuck his foot or donut in his mouth on that statement. Just when the hell did Chief Wiggum ever put his life on the line for anyone. He was a lazy cop and seemed proud of it. lol :)
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
At an impromptu press conference outside FOX headquarters, Wiggum said "Donut eaters will no longer be oppressed and marginalized in society! And when I say donut eaters...heh heh...I don't mean the girls who like girls. I mean good honest men in uniform who put their lives on the line every day and only ask in return that you not ask what kind of powder is on our upper lips!"

When reached for comment, Matt Groening said, "Mmm...lesbians..." and dove into a vat of money.
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You must spread some TKarma around before giving it to Eggs Mayonnaise again.

Now THAT's what I call oppression.
 
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