Children's books must reads...

[Rafterman]

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Children's Books you'll Never See[/FONT]

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   [*]Strangers Have the Best Candy
   [*]The Little Sissy Who Snitched
   [*]Some Kittens Can Fly
   [*]Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
   [*]Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
   [*]Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
   [*]The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America - Hey - Let's Go Ride Our Bikes
   [*]All Dogs Go to Hell
   [*]The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
   [*]When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
   [*]Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
   [*]What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
   [*]Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
   [*]Bi-Curious George
   [*]Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
   [*]Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
   [*]You Are Different and That's Bad
   [*]Dad's New Wife Timothy
   [*]Pop Goes The Hamster And Other Great Microwave Games
   [*]The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
   [*]The Tickling Babysitter
   [*]Babar Meets the Taxidermist
   [*]Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
   [*]The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
   [*]Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
   [*]The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
   [*]Things Rich Kids Have But You Never Will
   [*]The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
   [*]How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
   [*]Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear[/FONT]

 

[Conchaga]

#17 would be an instant classic!

 

[Dirk Funk]

15 is funny as hell.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

There's a thread buried around here that has the "covers" for many of these.

 

[Lilac]

I could have very much used #26 growing up. I even would have paid her back!