"Yes, I will play Bilbo", said the ginger cunt. Chris Evans the complete fucking twat from Warrington, England was also promoting his new perfume: Fragrancé de piss. Which will be worn on a special smell-o-vision episode of Noels House Party by former wife and drunk Billie Piper.
Craig Charles was too busy sniffing crack off the top of former house robot Sir Killalot to comment.
