Chris

[CaptainWacky]

No, he's the villain!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Faaaaaaaaakkkeeee ttttttaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I WANNA PINCH HIS CHEEK TOO AWWWWWWWWW.

The tan will fade if he stays.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Apparently he's already bitching according to the Facebook update which I can't figure out how to play the video on.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can't play the FB videos, they're blocked in the US just like at the Ch 5 website.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They used to be on YouTube too but I can't find them either.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He keeps bitching about the pretty boys.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I don't want to piss against you, I want to piss with you!"

What the fuck.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A talkative alpha male walking inferiority complex.

TV gold!

(not)

 

[CaptainWacky]

"We're all cannibals!"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Looks like you were right. If he's this argumentative so early on then he's bound to become the villain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He looks like the six breasted dancer from Return Of The Jedi.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Were there always six breasts, or did George add 2 more with the reissue?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Good God, just vote him out. Some trainwrecks are entertaining, but he's just annoying.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But he's the Alpha Male!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Piss with him! Piss with him!

 

[CaptainWacky]

No one picked Chris as their favourite housemate.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm glad The Mirror had the same thought I did...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/weird-celeb-news/big-brother-2012-housemate-chris-865299

 

[CaptainWacky]

SORRY, but I want him to stay again after tonight. He's tv fucking gold.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought he looked more like a naked Alf tonight.

Agree, though. Much more entertaining than Arron.