Bowel Movement
Punky Brewster wannabe
Oh, you morons. I have news for you. I, Lord Bowel Movement, has cancelled the celebration of Christmas. I command all my faithful sloaves and lackeys not to waste money on their wretched brats and ill begotten, congenetal retards they have whelped, and ins6tead celebrate MY birthday. What's up with this Jesus guy? I could kick his ass, and he was such a weakling he died like a slave!
For now on, Christmas is OVER. I want no mention of this Jesus guy, nor celebration of his birthday. I AM GOD, and your MASTER , so for now on, we will celebrate Bowel Movementmass on my birthday. March 9th.
I know some of you pinheads will say I am selfish and self-centered. But I say shut your damn mouths, bitches. None of you are worth a plugged penny. Only I matter, and you better get with the program or I'll have you anally impalled and left to die.
Jesus is nothing but a punk next to the Great and Glorious Lord Bowel Movement. He was some dumb hillbilly that got his due and scammed a bunch of retarded and nutritionally deficient fishers and started a big ol' scam. And for this you dedicate a day to him? Lord Bowel Movement has given you the privledge of wallowing and kowtowing to him. So no more of this "Happy Christmass" horseshit/ It's "Happy Bowel Movementmass" for now on, 0on March 9th.
For now on, Christmas is OVER. I want no mention of this Jesus guy, nor celebration of his birthday. I AM GOD, and your MASTER , so for now on, we will celebrate Bowel Movementmass on my birthday. March 9th.
I know some of you pinheads will say I am selfish and self-centered. But I say shut your damn mouths, bitches. None of you are worth a plugged penny. Only I matter, and you better get with the program or I'll have you anally impalled and left to die.
Jesus is nothing but a punk next to the Great and Glorious Lord Bowel Movement. He was some dumb hillbilly that got his due and scammed a bunch of retarded and nutritionally deficient fishers and started a big ol' scam. And for this you dedicate a day to him? Lord Bowel Movement has given you the privledge of wallowing and kowtowing to him. So no more of this "Happy Christmass" horseshit/ It's "Happy Bowel Movementmass" for now on, 0on March 9th.
