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Christmas Shopping For Beergoggles

beergoggles

beergoggles

I'm not wearing any panties!!
I just finished my Christmas shopping. I went to target. The stuff was too expensive, but there were lots of hot women there. I love Christmas. Merry Christmas to all.

Please post what you would give me for Christmas (please no homosexual references, that would be unchartiable.)
 
Peace on earth, you dumb fuck cop. Have you ever had a job where you think for yourself or do you enjoy spending your days counting rivets?

For Christmas, I'd get you a brain, just like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz.

Dance for me strawman, dance!!!!
 
Peace on earth, you dumb fuck cop. Have you ever had a job where you think for yourself or do you enjoy spending your days counting rivets?

For Christmas, I'd get you a brain, just like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz.

Dance for me strawman, dance!!!!
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Wait, where's this rapier wit you've been touting?
 
You didn't offer a gift choice mental. Get with the program. This thread is about buying gifts for me. Be constructive or STFU!
 
beergoggles said:
Peace on earth, you dumb fuck cop. Have you ever had a job where you think for yourself or do you enjoy spending your days counting rivets?

For Christmas, I'd get you a brain, just like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz.

Dance for me strawman, dance!!!!
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Not that it really matters, but here's some R/L info. I retired from the military 2 years ago after close to 22 years. I'm an Iraqie freedom vet and saw combat in the first gulf war. I currrently work for a sherrifs department and at a civilian law enforcement agency on a military base. My wife is currently on an 18 month tour in the sandbox and won't be with our children or our grandchildren and I this christmas.

Now, you want to know the truth? My daughter is with a black man and my 8 week old grandson, who is a joy to be around, is black.

That is my christmas gift to you.

I'm not a racist. I just give you what you want because you act like an ass and you demand and make insinuations that have no real bearing what so ever.

Merry Christmas.
 
For a family man, offering a loaded weapon doesn't seem very appropriate. The offer for a brain still stands retired dumbass AF cop. Bet you wish you had been a cook, right?
 
beergoggles said:
For a family man, offering a loaded weapon doesn't seem very appropriate. The offer for a brain still stands retired dumbass AF cop. Bet you wish you had been a cook, right?
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You are absolutely correct. I should have never made that offer.

Chances are you'd be to retarded to do it the right way or to follow instructions and you'd end up missing. I'd have to pull the trigger for you.
 
I'll pray for you in this season of hope. Now what about the rest of you troll fucks. What are you gonna get me for Christmas!!!!
 
Sarek said:
Not that it really matters, but here's some R/L info. I retired from the military 2 years ago after close to 22 years. I'm an Iraqie freedom vet and saw combat in the first gulf war. I currrently work for a sherrifs department and at a civilian law enforcement agency on a military base. My wife is currently on an 18 month tour in the sandbox and won't be with our children or our grandchildren and I this christmas.

Now, you want to know the truth? My daughter is with a black man and my 8 week old grandson, who is a joy to be around, is black.

That is my christmas gift to you.

I'm not a racist. I just give you what you want because you act like an ass and you demand and make insinuations that have no real bearing what so ever.

Merry Christmas.
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH FUCKING BLAHHHHHHHH.... Bore us some more w/ your fucking resume asslick.
 
Bitch, be more charitable. It is the sign of a man in real psychic pain. He put 22 years of service to his country and never had a concious thought the whole time. He's probably wracked with guilt.

Now is a time for compassion and understanding.
 
beergoggles said:
Bitch, be more charitable. It is the sign of a man in real psychic pain. I put 22 years of service to his country and never had a concious thought the whole time. He's probably wracked with guilt.

Now is a time for compassion and understanding.
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Well he has the gun already, he knows where his own temple is. so you have to give him that....Just dress up in the uniform, minus a couple of buttons right? Point, Salute, and shoot.
 
That probably would be best for everyone, and would be a great Christmas present for the entire forum.
 
Fucking taxpayers need their money back. What's next, Jack, gonna join the Peace Corps to teach poor Africans the art of rivet counting?
 
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