Christmas tv adverts 2017

[CaptainWacky]

I can't be bothered posting them all yet...or commenting on them...or doing anything other than starting this thread, really.



Isn't this just the penguin advert from a few years ago but with a monster instead?

 

[The Tomtrek]

"Moz the Monster" is exactly the type of character a shit Apprentice team would come up with.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It’s a nice enough short story that makes me completely forget about grown up stuff like trudging round John Lewis at Christmas.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/artic...=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=twitter

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Terrible. Should’ve been a steak bake. Those things are divine.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tesco's advert appears to be generic as fuck until you notice they put Muslims in there, knowing it would get an outraged response from Daily Mail readers.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Something fun for my basically atheist family members who claim to be Christian to complain about over Christmas dinner.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

FIVE MINUTES on a stinky poo advert, John Lewis should take notes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Asda want to remind you of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

 

[CaptainWacky]

M&S do a crossover with Paddington, which would be bad if everyone didn't love Paddington (and if they don't, THEY SHOULD.)



Of course it's lucky the burglar wasn't also a murderer or paedo or something!

If you look at the youtube comments (I know you shouldn't, but bear (bear lol) with me) you'll see it's all highly upvoted comments about "WHITE GENOCIDE" so I guess some Nazi board linked to all the ads with mixed race couples in them.

 

[Cassie]

Most people who cry about white genocide don't even have their own kids, THEY IS HYPOCRITES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Amazon's ad is pretty shit, but it sets them up for obvious "give a little bit...but not to the taxman lol" jokes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh dear.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Kermit must have made some serious bank to appear in that.

I remember the good old days, when the one saving grace of bad TV ads was that they were over in 60 seconds. Now, they have to be epic length turds.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Could have got Gordon the Gopher for a fraction of what they paid Kermit.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Gordon the Gopher hasn’t been seen on tv since the abuse allegations.

 

[CaptainWacky]

McDonald's wants you to buy carrot sticks from them, I guess?



Why doesn't he just say "THE CHEESBUGER IS OBVIOUSLY FOR ME, I'M HUNGRY" at the end.

 

[Cassie]

WHY WOULD THEY BLOCK A MCDONALD'S COMMERCIAL?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because it has healthy food in it.