CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I was going to post the CONTROVERSIAL M&S ad but it isn't on youtube anymore lol.
I guess their boring food ad is still up...
I guess their boring food ad is still up...
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Christmas TV adverts 2023
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Even old people can use Amazon!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Seeing Christmas ads during Big Brother (which is usually on in the summer) is UNSETTLING.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I think our old friend headvoid (who will surely return in this thread) used to praise the Boots adverts.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I don't really see why they can't edit out the accidental Palestine flag burning and put it back up.
(SURELY, it's an accident, because what's the other option? They thought nobody would notice/complain?)
(SURELY, it's an accident, because what's the other option? They thought nobody would notice/complain?)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Feed me, Seymour.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I guess M&S finally put their ad back up without the genocide.
I WONDER WHAT HEADVOID etc
I WONDER WHAT HEADVOID etc
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Was Hannah Waddingham created in a lab? MY READERS WANT TO KNOW.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Her mouth always does that thing.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Mirah
I love you
"Silent night, Holy night" is heard being sung in the background by anjelic young person voices.
A young person under 20 is seen shutting off the lights around the house, humming to themself as they get ready for bed.
They pass by a tree decorated with lights
and they look down at the cat sleeping soundly under the tree in a little box made just for the cat.
"oh how sweet" they say, "good night kitty"
And then they walk up the stairs to thier room and begin getting ready for bed.
After just 1 second the same cat that was sleeping under the tree is now at the bedroom door, scratching, wanting, needing
And this person prepares themselves for a night of terror. They know the sleeping soundly in the box was a facade, the real nightmare has begun.
The cat runs to the door, it wants out, it wants back in, it wants back out, feed me, change my litter box (it is clean) give me fresher water, it is fresh.
It jumps up on to the window ledges needing to see every thing on every side of the house, knocking shit down as it makes its nightly rounds.
Now more annoying songs begin to play, like "Up on the house top" and then somehow hauntingly in the background "Silent night" still plays, but the words are changed to describe the scene.
Coming soon to a theater near you or Saturday Night Live, starring Kirsten Wigg and Kenan Thomas and our all time favorite Chris Katan as The Cat in Christmas Cat Nightmare.
A young person under 20 is seen shutting off the lights around the house, humming to themself as they get ready for bed.
They pass by a tree decorated with lights
and they look down at the cat sleeping soundly under the tree in a little box made just for the cat.
"oh how sweet" they say, "good night kitty"
And then they walk up the stairs to thier room and begin getting ready for bed.
After just 1 second the same cat that was sleeping under the tree is now at the bedroom door, scratching, wanting, needing
And this person prepares themselves for a night of terror. They know the sleeping soundly in the box was a facade, the real nightmare has begun.
The cat runs to the door, it wants out, it wants back in, it wants back out, feed me, change my litter box (it is clean) give me fresher water, it is fresh.
It jumps up on to the window ledges needing to see every thing on every side of the house, knocking shit down as it makes its nightly rounds.
Now more annoying songs begin to play, like "Up on the house top" and then somehow hauntingly in the background "Silent night" still plays, but the words are changed to describe the scene.
Coming soon to a theater near you or Saturday Night Live, starring Kirsten Wigg and Kenan Thomas and our all time favorite Chris Katan as The Cat in Christmas Cat Nightmare.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I see Bowen Yang as the Cat.