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Chronicling El Machorro's Meltdown

Tyrant

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Jesus Christ. What did you people do to him? Quadruple posting? Holy shit.

I troll these trolls every time. I troll the trolls. I annoy them. They whine. I dish it out and they can't take it. What a worthless lot of pre owned legendary trolls. If they knew how to troll they would not be so easy to troll. Amazingly the only people at this forum who pay real attention to them are each other. They try to convince each other they are cool like it matters. I troll the trolls , they smite my karma because thats all they can do with me,and then some gimp says Im whining about Karma. Are these not truly the most fucktarded individuals ever seen in Flametown? They cannot annoy anybody. They are not effective. I personally shit on them and they open their mouths. The troll is done I own these bitches. AGAIN. I trolled the legendary TK Trolls again. My owned little bitches all signed in on this thread as planned and predicted. Thanks Havok . They follow Havok around post to post like shadows just like they do me. What you gonna do with your TK TROLLTARD bitches Havok? I like having mine in constant motion on my merry go round.

Today whilst trolling the TK trolltards around in what has become a perfunctory dance, in which the legendary trolls get to convince each other they are trolls and not run of the mill dumb fucks. lo and behold every admin in TROLLKINGDOM SHOWS UP TO DRAG THE WOUNDED OFF THE THREAD and to feed their little raiding party new material from the shadows. They even went as far to have duals talk to each other. Rawni pops up to post with her trolltard other self. Hilarious indeed. Wankertroll. Miss Mangina, COWPIE, and other legendary trolls simply PWNED the fuck out of themselves and TROLLKINGDUMB running unsuccesfull damage control. I wonder why they were using my material verbatim. THE WHINING WAS LEGENDARY from the Trolltards today who pwned themselves smite karma- ing FC members they could not deal with head to head without looking like cheesedicks and subnormal teen fat chicks with chronic yeast infections. The really funny part is that they are posting to each other in a lame attempt to look cool. They validate each other's inability to troll their own asses with two hands.
The admins are such weak examples of trolls its all they can do to have their trolltard members hide their lack of talent behind retarded jpg and signature images. They spazz out yelling pwned after they smite karma like crybabies. Attention disorders, lack of reading comprehension skills, emotional basket cases, confused teen bisexuals, chronic jerkoffs,and pimply fanboys are upon us. They are about as annoying as an orgasm. I can barely keep from falling over laughing at these hosebags giving trolls a bad name..shame shame. Anyway here is the good part..TROLLKINGDUMB admitted to banning me for doing to them exactly what they do to others. They admitted my user cp was disabled, my ability to issue karma comments*, continued below...

[ * note Karma comments not just karma, its my karma comments they whined about from day one even when any karma I issued was neutral or positive, it was my response to their chickenshit karma comments they could not handle and whined about as I TROLLED THEM AROUND THEIR OWN BOARD. Eventually admin sand bagged my karma points so I could not issue KARMA comments. I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT KARMA POINTS, NEGATIVE, POSITIVE , OR NEUTRAL NOR WOULD I EVER WHINE ABOUT SILLY Karma.They use KARMA COMMENTS AFTER BEING FLAMED RIGHT OFF THE THREAD AND MOST OF THE TIME ISSUE KARMA COMMENTS WITHOUT EVEN POSTING.
I fed it back at them and they whined. I fed it back to the TK admins and they attempted to punish me for doing exactly what their sacred cow members were doing. The admins tilted the playing field when I was fucking over the TK trolltards ten at a time.You can see here today I was karma smited ten times in one thread, by TK legendary trolls who say I am nothing as I am bitchslapping them at will. To bad I dont know who smited me. TK likes being able to go behind the back like punks]

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was disabled and they blocked me from posting freely at the forum.TK admitted this to me today. THEY CALL IT DAY CARE..everybody else calls it admin panel abuse, its just like pinking, the same pinking TK TROLLS whined about at DS when HAVOK pinked them for being the worst trolls on record. My point all along has been the TK TROLLS can dish it out but they cant take it, their admins abuse the panel just like the admins TK whines about at other boards, and that TK trolls are easily owned and trolled because they dont have a clue about what trolling is. Today I was assured I could post , access user cp and issue karma comments and have fun at TK. Ill pass I see no reason to post there.
I just dont see why anybody posts there.Its beyond juvenile.While there I could not detect any sense of humor or one glimmer of original creative thinking. THEY ARE AS BORING THERE AS THEY ARE HERE.I own that place anyway. TK troll tards at FC you are on your own now ..maybe somebody will actually take you seriously..if you ever annoy anybody..but clowns seldom annoy...

Gretchen and TK COW admin submitted themselves at the new TK Troll Zoo after not being able to deny they were trolled into making serious responses to me like I was seriously addressing them. When you come to see them all I ask is that you don't troll them. There was a complaint made to the authorities by TK this morning alleging cruelty to TK trolls at FC. Feed them anything you wish. They are docile and can be petted safely. Gretchen and Cow admin accept coitus passively and as a sign of approval but please do not engage in unprotected sex and limit the sexual contact to a maximum of 10 cocks at a time for Gretchen. The cow will gangbang anally for indefinite periods.
Enjoy the new zoo as we begin to fill it with TK trolltards that have been easily trolled to the point of being a danger to themselves. Wankytroll known as the FAGIN of TK and a former NAMBLA noob of the year advised authorities more than one TK troll and their duals has been hospitalized with psychic disintegration, hysterical pregnancy,erections lasting more than 48 hours, broken will to troll,and imaginary rectal bleeding. The raid on FC has been deemed a total loss by those within TK admin ranks. Fearing escalation of internet terrorism attacks on TK informal talks have begun with TK making offers to myself and others to come have fun at TK. I was personally gaaked out to be referred to as sweet and lovable by one TK admin [attempting to troll me]. Dopeman was offered the super moderator spot at TK.

sad note:
Dork Lord unfortunately took his own life this week after realizing how badly he was trolled by me and of course losing his battle to overcome his homosexual obsession with breaking the record for most loads of negroe semen held in an ass by a sphincter. In Dorks sad suicide note, found taped to the Giant phallic object he fatally impaled him self on, he admits his only relationship with the Marine Corp was the one time he was held against his will in CAMP PENDLETON to make Gay USMC ass porn flicks. He went on to detail his relationship with NAMBLA and his failure to ever have sex with a female other than his sister who was 3 years old at the time.
I verfied Dorks USMC situation because lets say I am a minister of death for life.
Semper fi anyway OLD DORK BUDDY....
 
El Mucho Chopo said:
sad note:
Dork Lord unfortunately took his own life this week after realizing how badly he was trolled by me and of course losing his battle to overcome his homosexual obsession with breaking the record for most loads of negroe semen held in an ass by a sphincter. In Dorks sad suicide note, found taped to the Giant phallic object he fatally impaled him self on, he admits his only relationship with the Marine Corp was the one time he was held against his will in CAMP PENDLETON to make Gay USMC ass porn flicks. He went on to detail his relationship with NAMBLA and his failure to ever have sex with a female other than his sister who was 3 years old at the time.
I verfied Dorks USMC situation because lets say I am a minister of death for life.
Semper fi anyway OLD DORK BUDDY....

It's sweet that he still thinks of me ;)
 
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